•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.
thank u ryden
Someone please tell me what feminists in the 21st century have done for women except blame men for all their problems, talk about the successes of women’s liberation movements in the 60’s that they had nothing to do with, and turn everything that has to do with anything into an anti-woman tirade so that they can whine about it.
uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou
don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about
Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore
i hate when babies cry like grow the fuck up and pay taxes