What are the chances that this photo will ever appear in the mainstream media?
- friend: oh my mom doesnt let us bring drinks or food outside of the kitchen
- me: my momma said i gotta come home right now immediately
You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.
swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree
Fox News is so incredily diverse. Look at all the color: eggshell, mayo, flour, starch, bleach, cauliflower
Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.
I just need a really long and touchy make out session that leads to sex followed by a long nap together.